'Was That Not a Show?' The Reason a Two-Day Fixture Deserved Its Status as a Authentic Test.
Displayed inside a glass case on the upper level of the iconic Melbourne stadium is housed a neon pink ensemble donned by the entertainer. His performance in front of a hundred thousand attendees was considered a success.
It's possible you enjoy Robbie Williams. Perhaps you believe he is the greatest gift to music known to man. Or you could adopt a middle ground, acknowledging that some songs are belting while others are awful.
The point being is that enjoyment can be delivered diversely. Tastes vary. There is no universal formula to craft art or even Test cricket.
The Incomparable Variety of Test Cricket
The five-day game boasts incomparable variety. One struggles to think of another sport where the outcome is so dependent on the environment.
The weather, the time of day, the ball – the variables are numerous. Crucially is the playing surface.
If the long game is an artistic pursuit, the wicket is the canvas on which the players create their art.
An Abstract Contest: The Melbourne Spectacle
The recent Melbourne match between the old rivals was Test cricket cubism, the traditional sport broken apart and stuck back together in a bizarre shape.
This is not a defence of the surface which resulted in a win and the another short match of the series.
Allowing excessive grass on the surface, causing a cascade of wickets being taken in less than two days, is not a balanced duel between offense and defense.
A Diverse Legacy: The Nature of Test Cricket
But any suggestion this was a lesser event, one that should be qualified as inauthentic, is mistaken.
The format is a diverse canvas, 2,615 parts and counting. Sometimes, as witnessed recently, the cricket ball does all sorts for the pace bowlers. In contrast, it turns square on a dust bowl. At other venues, the pitch is dead, other times it explodes.
The exciting finishes are even more exciting due to the time made elsewhere.
Problem Solving: The Real Challenge
Certain variables are tolerated more freely than others.
The debate in Melbourne was that the contest was weighted unfairly towards the attack. That the skilled individuals were prevented from demonstrating their skill.
This level of cricket is about problem solving – assessing the conditions and responding effectively. The best individual contributions were made by recognized stars. One team was less disciplined than the other, and thus lost.
Unbridled Joy: The Supporters' View
Try telling the fans who have experienced a long drought that this was not entertaining.
In one section of the stadium, countless fans celebrated and chanted, generating a festive mood in a bastion of sport.
There was optimism as the bowlers surged, advantage when batters responded, and rapturous celebration when the victory was confirmed.
Polar Opposites: The Range of Test Matches
The MCG has previous experience with difficult wickets. Eight years ago, a Test there featured a pitch with all the life of a a damp squib.
That fixture was a grind, with minimal action and slow play. The latest encounter and that slow Test are extreme ends of the scale – neither ideal, yet significance can be ascribed to both.
Four Tests into the Ashes contest, it is the shortest games that will remain iconic in the history books.
"It's not the end of Test cricket at all," said a past champion. "The people who have been lucky enough to see these 48 hours have been treated to some real entertainment. An unusual spectacle."
Signs of Progress: Looking Ahead
In the build-up to this match, the leader talked like a man carrying the weight of the world on his shoulders.
The players protected him, bringing back the joy to his countenance.
New faces delivered with crucial roles. These are small positives, not nearly enough to secure long-term success, but a starting point to build on.
In the end, this MCG win joins other historic performances in similar circumstances.
As the crowd left into a glorious Melbourne evening, the team assembled on the turf to commence their own celebrations.
Savour the moment, men. This victory was hard-fought.